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[xp_xavin]

Thanks for the birthday presents, guys.

I can't believe that I'm 18.

Kyle, can I come to class in my pyjamas on account of I don't know how to be an adult yet?

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

"Class" they say. Like I wasn't delivering a lecture on why Thomas Jefferson was a dickcanoe in the kitchen with half a pizza warming up.

(yo I don't care as long as you're covering all your parts. My only rule is, if you bring food and there's not enough to share, we're having class in a room where I can make food and teach)

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

Point.

All things considered, I'm still going to call it class. Means I have to pay attention.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Which is cool, I'm just sayin, idgaf if you were pj's as long as you've got something covering your actual butt.

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

Well, considering that I'm not going to leave my room without pants on, you're good.

I mean, innapropriate much?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, you could rock a skirt, which'd be fine, I just wanna make it clear that the line I draw isn't fuzzy sheep pj's.

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, but it's cold and I have this weird rash on my legs. Like, they look kind of like rocks, almost?

Yes, TMI, I know.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

What like, a rash rash, or just like, all ashy and dry? I mean if you think it's the clap or chicken pox, go see Docs Grey,Reyes,etc.

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

IT'S NOT THE CLAP KYLE, JESUS EFFING CHIRST.

It's just funky looking.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're turning back brown and it starts with weird rashes?

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

So, I thought about shifting and did all the powers stuff we've been working on and my feet turned into rocks.

Goodam rocks. they turned back but MY FEET TURNED INTO ROCKS. FEET SHAPED ROCKS.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, uh. That's new? You okay? You need a desk-chair express ride downstairs to make sure you're feet aren't internally rocky, or you all good?

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

well, i'm not in pain. It - it feels like something in my brain has ... stretched, almost. It's crazy. like, there's an extra thing in there that I didn't know about.

But I'm not 100% okay. in fact, I'm freaking the fuck out.

I did a full body shift and back. That... that kind of hurt a lot.

I'm going down stairs to get looked over, I think.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Cool, if they keep you overnight for mystery doctor reasons email me and I'll roll down with donuts and tomorrow's fascinating lecture on even more reasons Thomas Jefferson was a hypocritical bag of dicks.

[xp-xavin.livejournal.com]

I will.

BTW, you listen to Hamilton too much. I mean, it's great but TOO MUCH.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey, it was ONCE. I was like "You know how awesome Thomas Thomas is in Hamilton, well he sucked IRL don't believe he's cool idk how awesome Daveed Diggs is."

okay, twice, but the second time was because Cabinet Battle #2 was directly relevant to what I was trying to explain about the French Revolution.